Bald Tires

1) The last resort booty-call.

2) Something you continue to drive on even though it could fail at any moment.

Guy A: "Yeah, I texted all my usual booty-calls but none of them replied. I'm going to have to resort to my bald tires."

Guy B: "What? There's like a 50% chance that's going to be a massive fail."

Guy A: "I'm desperate, man. I got no other choice."

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tire fire

The act of two heavily obese persons having sexual intercourse with such vigor and friction that two spare tires create a blaze of fire.

That's a tire fire waiting to happen.

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Flat tire

A girl with a flat ass

That girl has a flat tire

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bone tired

extremely tired

I'm bone tired after am long day at work.

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Tire madness

In Strong Bad e-mail 85, a wrestling type pay-per-view this Sunday in which Strong Mad will attempt to reclaim the heavyweight title from the tire.

Damn, even Tire Madness is better than that WWE shit.

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Dirty Tire

To finger a girls and rub the shit around her asshole, or to give a dirty sanchez to her asshole

Instead of giving her a dirty sanchez give a Dirty Tire

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tire paste

Pasting used to mount and remove tires, also known as rubber lubricant

Person 1: Hey mel got any of that smooth tire paste for mah car?

Person 3: Yea, just came in, it's gonna go on nice

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