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A laggy toaster, is the laggyest, most uncontrollable device ever. If you have a laggy toaster then you better either uphold the name or get a new toaster. A laggy toaster can be the most prestigious name or the least presteigious.
You have a Laggy Toaster.
In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.
More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.
At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.
This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.
Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
a french popular sentence for the french person who is a shit in english
A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
When you need to shut off the power.
Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.
Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.
Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.
Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"
A golden toaster that can HECCING hack when you push the toaster thing up and down. The Golden Toaster is the most amaze toaster, it also makes great waffles.
Robbie used the Golden Toaster to break FANgeopolitics.