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When you insert your penis into a women who has her period. You pull out your penis then insert it in her mouth.
That bitch sucked a dirty tomatoe
to throw out rotten tomatoes etc.
Customer: Can I get the value menu?
Sales Person: You want the value menu? Ok.."removes the pickles, throws out the lettuce, 86 the tomatoes". here it is sir!
Customer: WTF are you doing?!
Sales Person: I'm giving you our value menu. (smiles) :)
A worn out asshole from having way too many big cocks smashing their way through the backdoor all the time. Sometimes known as a pink sock.
"That chick's backside looked like a beef tomato when those dudes finished tappin' that ass like Sammy Davis, Jr."
describes someone whos face turns the colour of a tomato when he/she is struggling or is in pain
Ben is a tomato face!!!
Slang term for a fully aroused swollen clitoris, especially one that is
pink and larger than average. In this state, female
arousal and clitoral sensativity are at absolute highs;
the desire for its stimulation by hand, tongue or
implement is unparalleled.
"He had her so hot, she SCREAMED for him to devour her Pink Tomato!"
A true Southern delicacy. Macaroni and tomatoes consists of elbow pasta, home-canned tomatoes and a good amount of vegetable shortening if made properly. It is generally seasoned with salt, and served with cornbread. Salmon patties can be served as a side.
I can't wait to go back home, my grandmother made macaroni and tomatoes.
When a guy has a hemroid and takes a shit, he wipes too hard which busts it and the woman cleans the shit mixed with blood by licking it up
After my wife gave me a blumpkin, she was still hungry for a tomatoe salad.