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To flaunt the towel means to insist that you didn't do something when it was apparent and evident that you did.
"I swear I didn't hide your backpack!" said Morris, while attempting to shield the bag behind him from view.
"Oh, you're just flaunting the towel now, aren't'ya?" Martin replied.
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What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"
"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"
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When the old lady is ready to bang you and she doesn't want to sleep in a wet spot, this is wife code for "foreplay's over, time to get it on"
Mmmm, dear, that's nice. Why don't you get a towel?
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A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.
Felipe: Yo where is the weed towel. I'm trynna smoke.
Noun: This is what you call a baseball player when he can't throw harder than a newborn baby.
Yea, I saw Jared pitch last weekend. That dude is a Towel Tosser.
An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.
Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.
When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.