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Ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? When rating women, the traffic light analysis system can be used.
To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.
A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.
A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.
A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.
A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
The traffic light system
Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.
Mike: shes about a yellow
Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
15👍 22👎
Slamming on your brakes for a random fucking merge, and going from 70mph to 0mph in t-minus 5 seconds on a LA freeway.
Person not familiar with merge spots:
OMFG stop stop stop its an LA traffic stop. Holy Sh!t, (crash)
LA driver: He didn't factor in the random fucking merge, and in a LA traffic stop, he rear-ended that hybrid.
5👍 4👎
When the music paying from two cars sounds like one song.
While driving and listening to house music, the rap lyrics in the car next to me made a perfect traffic mash-up.
When a lion tries to eat two dic dics and chokes.
I was traveling through the African bush and I saw a deadly African traffic jam
When 2 or more drivers from India drive right next to each other preventing faster traffic from passing, causing a traffic jam because of their inconsiderateness.
"I would have gotten there on time because there wasn't much traffic, but I got caught in an Indian traffic jam!
I'm late because Traffic on Penistone Road was busy this morning
Verb; One man reach around masturbation technique usually performed in a BMW or other foreign vehicle
Why is that man honking so much? Oh nevermind him, that's polish traffic jam.