I've come to make an announcement. Trent the Trademark is a Cool-ass motherfucker. He is so fucking cool. That's right, he took his Trademark epic-ness out and i said that it was "this big" and he said "thank you". So I'm making a callout post on my Dictonary Dot Com. Trent the Trademark, you got a cool personality, it's equal to the cost of this gold bar except way bigger, and guess what? Here's what my personality looks like: (explosion noises) That's right baby. All poop, no cool, no epic. look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He is so epic so guess what? I'm gonna give him choccy milk! That's right this is what you get, my SUPER LASER MILK! Except I'm not gonna give him choccy milk. I'm gonna go bigger! I'M POURING CHOCCY MILK ON HIM! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I POURED CHOCCY MILK ON TRENT, YOU COOL MAN! You have 3 seconds before the choccy milk Drrrrrrroplets hit trents fucking head, now say ur epic before I pour choccy milk on you too.
Trent is so fucking cool.
A actual dick to everyone. Plays hockey and takes trash talking to another level(called my disabled brother stuff I can never forget). Really bad and needs to stop playing cheap.
Oh it’s that fucking dick Trent.
A Trent is the best person to ever come into your life. There is no one like him; he is the kind of guy authors write books about. He’ll always be there for you, especially if he loves you. He loves taking baths even when he’s not dirty, smoking weed, and going to the beach. He usually has blonde hair that looks like a mushroom, intense brown eyes, and a voice that could make any girl shudder. He LOVES reading. He was probably obsessed with foxes ever since childhood. He’s a little bit ghetto (ratatata), and it’s adorable when he laughs. Trent has a soft side that you only ever get to see if you are trusted by him. He is very misjudged by people he is not close with. He makes you feel like the most special person in the world. When he loves you, you have the world. Don’t ever mess up with a Trent; they will leave, as you only get one chance, and always have a place in your heart.
Person 1: Do you still love Trent?
Person 2: Yes, but I’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same anymore.
The lover of all nigels in the world. Only has intimate relationships with Nigel Thomas.
Trent is super sweet, caring, and shy. He will do anything he can to protect what he loves. Trent's are loyal, strong, sensitive, and has a love for nature. If you ever get into a relationship with one, don't let him go, they are very rare to find. Trent's are tall and muscular as hell, with an adorable side. I know odd mix, but they make it work. Just trust me, don't let him go!
Did you see Trent hovering over his girlfriend? He makes her look so small.
Trent is often known as someone who is short and thinks he is tall. He likes to make jokes about being so tall but he is really short, he is also known to be a fake batman.
A Trent is someone who doesn't mind inconveniencing other people, or getting them to do his work. He weasels out of manual labour, and always mysteriously has another appointment at the last minute. As an extra kick in the fanny, he doesn't mind volunteering other people to help out, without their permission.
I can't believe he left us to build this entire wardrobe by ourselves. What a Trent!