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A slang term for the male genitals, since there is 3 parts, like a tri-state area.
You mind if I go commando? My tri-state area is experiencing a drought.
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God knows I tried is best song to ever exist. It's by Lana Del Rey.
What's the best song ever?
Oh it's God knows I tried
This guy tried sneaking in Nebraska
Guy:the best states are California,New York, and Nebraska
Other guy: bro tried sneaking in Nebraska
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When someone of larger stature try’s to intimidate you but you are confident that you’re able to knock them out
1: Come on fight me
2: aha, bigger men have tried
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made up of China (the People's Republic of China), North Korea (the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea), and South Korea (the Republic of Korea) considered as cancer of Asia
East Turkistan, South Mongolia, Tibet and Taiwan are not parts of the corrupted tri-state of Asia.
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The understanding of how NYC drivers can not drive, and how PA does not kow how to create, maintain, or label their roadways. Which leaves NJ in the middle to be better than both while getting blamed for the driving problems of NYC and PA
Commonly Heard Phrases About Tri-state levels of Driving
"Damn I cannot find this damn road in PA, I'm sooo lost out here in amish country"
"DAMN THOSE NYC DRIVERS! LEARN TO DRIVE!"
"Hell Yea, we Jersians got it right"
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screwed anyway you look at it, fucked no matter what you do,
stuck between a rock and a hard place, and some one with a gun
Your wife walks in to a bar and sees you cheating, at the same time some one wants to fight you , but he has 5 guys and your buddies are passed out drunk, and with the whole wife thing, you find her cheating as the guy she is with walks in after her,
then you say to your self
" This is a Tri-fecta of Fucked-ness
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