black truffle butter

Truffle butter is created when you pull your dick out of the asshole and proceed to fuck her in the pussy, the fecal matter, vaginal juices and semen combine to form a tan buttery substance in and around her pussy; truffle butter.

Black truffle butter is created when the woman is menstruating.

The entomology of the term stems from the English black pudding or the French boudin noir, both made with blood.

I whipped up a nice batch of black truffle butter and the bitch gobbled it up when I spit it in her mouth.

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Dick Truffle Hog

Just as a Truffle Hog's insatiable appetite fueled a devoted and precise pursuit of truffles; a Dick Truffle Hog is so motivated by her appetite for dick that she is equally deliberate when pursuing it.

Anytime a female is aggressively pursuing sex. Whether she employs flirting or initiates physical contact; a Dick Truffle Hog is a woman on a mission to get laid. She only has one thing on her mind and she will aggressively pursue it to the end.

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truffle boy

Side-kick of the retired super-hero: Captain Cadbury.
Originally appearing in the story "The Mystery of the Stick" in 1984, Truffle Boy replaced CC's earlier side-kick, Lucky Bricks.
Truffle Boy continued to assist CC for the next 5 years, until the series was retired in 1989. In 1994, a stand alone comic was issued titled "The Return of the Truffle" in which TB defeated the evil Lemon Sucker, but the comic was not a success, and TB has been retired ever since.

Captain Cadbury: What's your name then?
Truffle Boy: They call me the Truffle Boy!
Captain Cadbury: I can see why.
- From The Mystery of the Stick (1984)

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sniffing for cat truffles

The act of your dog eating the cat poop out of the litter box.

Look at the litter clumped around Charlie's face. He's been sniffing for cat truffles.

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Undercover truffle butter

The combination of fecal matter and semen that accumulates under your foreskin after unprotected anal sex

"Dude I had sex last night and have all this shit under my dick skin"
"Oh yeah man, that's undercover truffle butter. You gotta wrap it up or make him shit first"

truffle butter mustache

When you get truffle butter above your lips after doing ass to mouth blowjob

He left her with a truffle butter mustache after going ATM

Truffle Butter Shuffle

Walking with your butt clenched as to not shit truffle butter all over yourself after anal sex.

That girl doing the walk of shame is doing the truffle butter shuffle, she must have done anal.

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