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trump

A small malformed penis, no longer than 1 1/2 inches that is unable to operate sexually.

When he pulled down his pants we had to do a double take, at first we were like where is his penis but then we saw the little trump.

by VerraX December 13, 2017

36πŸ‘ 146πŸ‘Ž


trump

An unremovable stain of excrement. trump

Can't seem to get that trump off that rug in the office, no matter how hard we try.

by PensiveMike May 17, 2018

29πŸ‘ 142πŸ‘Ž


trump

A polite way to suggest the passing of wind.

After a shit I sometimes trump!

by clicker head October 12, 2005

1557πŸ‘ 1606πŸ‘Ž


Trumping

To grab a woman by the vagina.

My husband has been trumping me all day.

by Nicket October 10, 2016

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Trump

When someone over-exaggerates a term or statement you are to utter, "Trump". If the person being 'trumped' doesn't follow through with the original statement, you are to hoof them as hard as you can in the crotch.

Joe: I'm going to eat a million of these burgers, RIGHT NOW!

Bill: Trump.

-SAAAAAAAACKS-

Joe: Ow.

by Shawn Mel April 5, 2009

2012πŸ‘ 1606πŸ‘Ž


trump

An individual that has no concept of others, unless they being praised by them. An individual that will negate scientific understands because it doesn’t β€œfeel right”. Or an individual that exudes racism or misogyny with most of their comments.

I’m not looking forward to thanksgiving dinner because uncle trump will say something trumpian.

A: Did you hear about climate change?
B: It feels cold today
A: Ok trump.

A: America first! let’s sell our morality for a cool 100billion in weapons sales!
B: What a wonderful idea trump.

C: What a trumpian move.

A: I like you B, want a job? (C is ignored)

by Philio1223 November 24, 2018

25πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


trump

Just like my relationship status and my life, a joke

Trump can be a noun, a verb or an adjective.

Trump is a dick

He just straight up trumped that guy hard, hes probably crying right now (to roast the shit out of something/one)

My trump ass life isn't getting better writing this definition

by My supplies from Slovakia November 2, 2018

17πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž