old college try

Giving something your best shot, even if you aren't sure how to do it.
i.e. Mrs. Victoria Landers' way of saying, "I haven't taught you how to do this, and even if I did, you wouldn't understand it. But anyways, here you go!" Attempting the "old college try" always results in uncontrolled rage and frustration rather than learning. This condition is only augmented by trying to find help in the textbook, "Calculus: Graphical, Numerical, Algebraic," possibly the epitome of a horrible textbook.

Mrs. Landers: "Just give it the old college try and you'll learn it."

Disgruntled student: "FUCK YOU MRS. LANDERS. I haven't learned shit all semester, and doubt I'm going to start learning by giving it the old college try like your whore ass tells me to." (Flips the bird)

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Venus Flap Try

A close, but failed, attempt at sleeping with a stunning girl renowned for being a tease.

"So Ryan, did you seal the deal with Sarah?"

"Na, she walked me back to her place, showed me a lingerie pic on her phone then ordered me an uber.. She's so fucking hot though!"
"Sucks man. Total Venus Flap Try."

Nice try, Samurai

When you are still unimpressed with someone’s best try, despite the fact that they did their best, but acknowledging that they did put their heart to it.

The expression is believed to have originated from an Italian immigrant in Malta in the early 21st century.

A guy tries all his slickest moves to get a hot girl to bed, but she’s not having it, so she says “nice try, Samurai”

Try-hard squanikz

Someone who says there not a try hard but sweats like a poopy head tbh

They say there not a try-hard.try-hard squanikz

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.

TRY HARD EMO

A person who pretends that they have a dark personality

Girl: I hate life and I want to kill everyone!

Boy: Quit being a try hard emo, I know you actually love life and your spoiled!

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trying to get that butt

Typically referring to a males contionous efforts to have sexual relations with a female.

Kelvin: Aaah I saw how sharon was looking at you. sup with that?
Ray: Yes sir...I been trying to get that butt for a minute. She playing like she a good girl. But I know she a freak!

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