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The act of ignoring other commuters on the London Underground, or London Transport and distractiong oneself by looking anywhere else than at another person. Done whilst traveling from one station to another.
I never saw the person next to me, as i was reading my newspaper, and they had a Tube face.
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A common slang term used in by members of the baking community and pastry chefs and simply refers to the Penis. The Penis, similar to a Decorating Tube which is a specially-shaped, open-end tip used to form icing decorations, delivers a lovely, creamy icing used in icing the bundt cake and other sexual acts.
While attending a recent pastry chef's convention, Milford met a lovely young chef during one of the expos. After a brief conversation, Milford offered to provide private decorating lessons to teach her the fine points of using his Decorating Tube. She graciously took Milford up on his offer and later found herself well decorated with Milford's cream icing.
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An archaic car part that has been made mostly obsolete by tubeless tires. These days an inner tube is much more useful for floating on water, or for sledding on snow. It's a lot more fun that way too.
It's soft, inflated, donut-shaped, usually black, and frequently has patches glued to it where it had leaked.
Smaller versions may still be found in many bicycle tires.
I was shocked when I took that tire off the rim, and found an inner tube inside it.
Watch out for the stem of that inner tube. If you break that part, there's no patching it, and it can leave a nasty scratch on your skin too.
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sex on the lake using an inter tube : a couple in the middle of an inter tube faceing each other leaning back aginst the tube with there arms around the back of the tube the chick pulls the croch of her bekini to the side so the dude can penatrate her also known as a float'n'fuck!
we were have'n tube sex on the lake and when we got back to shore another couple ask if they could barrow the tube and 5 minutes later the lake was full of floating fuckers, it was like a orgy on the lake and that day the fish eat good
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Blowin a tube is like when you have a lot of milk or ice cream and you’re lactose intolerant and you run to the bathroom and blow the tube clean out. Your tummy can’t handle it, and you blow a tube.
Hey Tony, I had way too much mozzarella last night and was really blowin’ a tube. I had some explosive diarrhea!
Hot Tube: noun; a beer bong used immediately after being washed with hot water, so the tube of the bong is hot, which increases the temperature of the liquid placed inside, thus making the consumption of said liquid less desirable.
“Alright you smash the first white claw out of the hot tube.”
basically fallopian tubes but you fill-it-up with cum. Originally coined by Urfriedrice
Bruce Jenner wishes Oj would nut in his imaginary fillitupian tubes.