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During sex, a man lays flat on his back and a very flexible woman sits on his stomach and then proceeds to give a footjob. before he cums she bends over so he finishs on her neck the she slides her neck between his ass cheeks.
Guy 1: Man my ass crack is still kinda sticky
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because my girl gave me a twisted dragon last night and i didnt wipe all the way through
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A skate boarding move in which a varial kickflip is done with a sex change(body varial) in the opposite direction.
"Hey Man do a twisted flip and you'll be hecka ghetto"
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Not so much it's own move as a continuation or modification upon other sexual positions. . . Used mostly in conjunction with the Hardy Kicker,The Huebner Twist is the act of pulling out while in mid stream and completing mictration upon his partner's back. An expert in the art of kegal will often complete the Huebner twist with a twirling motion of the penis.
You think a Gurley Swirly is bad I hit my girl with a Huebner Twist last night!
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When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP
The act of grabbing the penis by the head and twisting it till it looks like a deformed piece of Cock Meat/Twizzler looking object. This is done whilst laughing and dancing around a cake and bobbing or headbanging to heavy metal music preferably Marilyn Manson.
Last night I did the Pecker Twist, it was awsome I got to touch myself and eat cake all while getting a workout!!!
To shoot (inject) hard drugs directly into the vein.
"Hey, want to come over to my house tonight and do the twist?"
"Yo, Mark got some speedballs and had me over to do the twist last night."
Some one who is messed up sexually
George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.