ur mom islam

The new ultimate roast of the century and life, if used it will decimate your opponent and make the entire universe implode and the big bang will start again.

Steve: "Ur mom gay"
Joe; 'Well ur mom islam!"
Universe implodes, and Steve blows up along with it

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ur mom gay

ur mom gay as in your mom is fucking retardedly gay as fuck.

hahahaha bruh, ur mom gay...
ur mom hella gay....

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ur mom noob

The worst insult possible. It might be the worst thing that could happen to you.

Jimmy: Ur fat
Joseph: Ur mom noob.
Jimmy: I wanna die

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ur mom gay

A phrase 12-year-olds use when they cannot think of anything to say in a roast battle.

Kid 1: “You know, I would roast you, but you’re too fat to fit in the oven.”
12-year-old idiot: “Ugh, ur mom gay.”

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ur moms a man

best comeback to any roast
you can say this to anyone

hey screw it say it at church

Josh: hey what’s up
Alyssa: ur moms a man
Nate : that’s gay

ur moms cooch

when a place is very barren and lifeless

*enters a desert*

bruh it’s like ur moms cooch in here

Ur mom kid

Mostly used against 9 year old children

9yr old:whatcha doin

Man 1:ur mom kid