Toyota Van

Japanese minivan sold from mid-eighties to early ninties. Humorous in its kinky demeanor and lack of a "name", the Toyota Van was a spectacle ahead of its time.
Fun facts about the T.V.:
Modern ancestor of the ricer
Arch nemesis of the Cadillac Escalade
Weaknesses include cold weather, rust, and compact discs
Exercise extreme caution when operating crank windows and cassette tape deck
Available in any color, as long as that color is ugly
See also Shaggin Wagon

I got moist in mah special places 'cause some old Toyota Van drove by!

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bindi van

This is a vehicle that carries Terrorist around with a suitcase nuke looking for a target...

"I saw three guys in a bindi van pull away. About an hour later the grade school blew up."

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White van

Used to make your family bigger

Thanks to the White Van, I now have 7 wives and 22 kids!

man van

the manliest van in the world.

lets take the man van across the country

Brexit Van

A white van with St. George Cross paraphernalia. Normally driven by a tradesman who hates all immigrants as he perceives that they are all stealing his job.

That Brexit Van just tried to run me off the road

fuzzy van

a butt disease where your pubes grow out of your asshole

you did you hear cameron has a fuzzy van?
EWW!!!!!!

CAP Van

The Civil Air Patrol van or the main means of transportation (besides the CAP owned aircraft) for Civil Air Patrol Cadets. The vans usually sit up to 11 people comfortablly and usually are the rides to competitions, activities, beacon searchs, missions, etc. The CAP van is often compared to the band bus or the marching band bus simply because of the usage and the events that occur in the van. Uniform changes, practical jokes, games, you name it.

Cadet 1: "What happened on the CAP van that everyone is talking about?"

Cadet 2: "You don't want to know..."

Example 2

Cadet Lieutenant: "Listen motards, pile into the van asap. We're doing a beacon search."