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Slang for what pussy looks like. Used in response to hearing something nerdy or dorky, to imply they don’t know what pussy looks like.
You: sometimes I like to say Alohamura before an elevator door opens.
Friend: actually it’s pronounced Alohomora and it doesn’t open doors, it just unlocks them.
You: pink velvet.
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A cool house plant whose leaves look like they're covered in purple velvet. It's a vine & can grow in excess of 6' & its flowers look almost like dandelions but more orange.
The purple velvet plant was my favorite & I was shocked when it grew those beautiful flowers!
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When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.
This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about 18-24 hrs.
It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”
Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge
A phrase used by reveluvs (Red Velvet fans) when they want people to join the cult (Red Velvetism).
person 1: I like Red Velvet songs!!!
person 2: U SHOULD STAN RED VELVET!!!
A man's man. A man that people typically associate with red velvet, as he is that good: as good as red velvet.
"Dude, did you hear that Jake just saved a man from a burning building?"
"I'd expect that. That bitch is a real Red Velvet Man.
Hero
Savior
Righteous
badass
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The act of having sex with a girl while she's on her period, then putting it in her stink hole, then cumming in her mouth constitutes as a "black velvet"
Variants include:
-the jelly vlevet: black velvet plus a jelly doughnut
-black velvet surprise: after cumming in her mouth, tickle the slut so it'll come out her nose.
-BV ala mode: period pussy to poopy place to cum in her eye.
Shavandria was on the rag so I hit that shit thrice and gave da hoe a black velvet yo!
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Three sexual acts performed in the same night. Occasionally ending in dessert.
1. Blowjob/titty fuck to completion
2. Vaginal Sex
3. Anal sex
Hey babe, can I have a Velvet Hat Trick for my birthday?
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