well that wasn't very woke of you

Something you say when someone bumps into you

Kyle: *bumps into Jenny*
Jenny: well that wasn't very woke of you!
Kyle: wha…?
Jenny: UP YOURS!!!

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mark is very cool and yeah

this word means that mark is very cool

Mark is very cool and yeah: a word that means mark is very cool

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Very-Merry-Go-Round

Getting on a merry-go-round with your partner and having a quickie in cowgirl position on one of the horses and finishing before the merry-go-round stops

Did you have Fun at the Carnival?" "Yeah, I went on a very-merry-go-round!

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That's not very wholesome 100 of you

What redditors will say when you say something mean to them

A normal person: ey you suck

Redditards: that's not very wholesome 100 of you

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i'll make it very simple and clear

when you copy and paste a review

man captain marvel sure is getting a lot of "i'll make it very simple and clear "

Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick

What you can call the year 2016.

So-named because when viewed from above, it really does look like twenty (20) stick (1) very twirly stick (6).

{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:

01-17-16 {or "2016 17 Jan.", or even "January 17, Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my Syma Fiery Dragon F1 Single-Rotor R/C Helicopter to my website.

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Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.

"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

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