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Failure at its best. The epitome of what it is to be a vagina, pussy, sally, nancy, sissy, fairy, prissy, a bitch, a nancy, a ninny, a little girl or otherwise frenchman partaking in battle. They are spineless cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches. France: INVINCIBLE in peace, INVISIBLE in war.
Jean-Pierre: Huh-huh-huh (in gay French voice) Hey, remember that time when my home country, France, won a military victory all by themselves?
Me: Nope, I have no recollection. Last I checked, France was full of a bunch fucking bitches, who lack the male phallus and contain too much estrogen to even be considered a 'male'. It is a mistake to think that there is such thing as a real Man from France. In fact, many consider the french, as a whole, to be of the female gender because of the surplus of hairy armpitted females in the country. In other words, I hate France. Until they can fight for themselves, they should probably come to our aid once in awhile because when THEY need OUR help someday, I pray that we turn our backs. Fuck France. The word French Victory does not exist. Sorry.
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When you're about 18 beers past the legal limit and you're the most sober one in the car that you are driving; and your so excited that you made it home without dying (or worse, a DUI) that you do laps around the traffic circle in your neighborhood. Typically, all of your neighbors will be awoken by headlights flashing in their windows and you're drunk friends cheering.
I can't believe I made it back to Glengarry after drinking a whole case of beers.....let's do victory laps.
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a loaf of bread with semen on it. a victory loaf is created as a result of a game where the participants masterbate in a cricle. when a participant ejaculates they do so on the loaf of bread. the last person left has to eat the victory loaf.
Not only does Jeff have a small dick, he also always finishes last and has to eat the victory loaf.
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When you have sex with a girl on her period.
I wouldn't mind having a bloody victory with my girlfriend.
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Beyond that of a victory. This expression should be used whenever you get laid, when someone gets totally robocopped by you, or some other achievement that deserves more than the word "victory".
Dude #1: Dude, remember that girl from my AP Chemistry class?
Dude #2: Yeah?
Dude #1: She wanted to have sex with me. Man, we got it on!
Dude #2: Boner!
Dude #3: ULTIMATE VICTORY!!!
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Est. at Wellsville High School in the boys' locker room showers after a victory in one sport or another, usu. football.
A victory slide consists of the shower floor being covered with soap while a naked individual "slides" across it on either his chest or back while yelling "Whoo!". Most of the time, the unlucky individual is pissed on.
Hey Joe, do a victory slide across the shower because we won the state championship!
Dude, I just got pissed all over while doing a victory slide!
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Too reward yourself with masterbation after the completion of a task or feat that is exceptional and beyond belief.
Joey: Hey man, i finished my final essay last night in 20 minutes!
Mick: That's awesome dude! Must have been feeling pretty sweet about it!
Joey: Yeah! Totally! Even cranked out a little Victory Bate to congratulate myself!
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