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A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.
Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.
I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!
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The Elvis Presley Volcano is a complex sexual technique as described by DarkestDay:
It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.
So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.
Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.
The Elvis Presley Volcano:
"I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!"
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This technique requires a smouldering piece of coal, which is then inserted into an individual's anal cavity. This is then pushed deeper in by the partners penis often causing severe burns to the penis head and has been known to melt the Urthrea together making urinating impossible. The smouldering coal proceeds to melt a hole in the large intestine allowing the free flow of feces and often undigested food and biol out of the body. When this occurs the partner removes his burnt penis and replaces it with his face and mouth to 'lap' up all the feces and biol. Due to the high diet of sea food amongst the population this can cause quite a bad smell, often making their partner sick into the recipents mouth. This technique became almost gospal over the last three decades and is no enjoyed by a good population around the world.
Venautu Volcano Ahole?
Of course I'm fijian aren't I?
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The act of deficating in an explosive manner. This is usually a diahrea dump resembling a volcanic eruption, upside-down.
I just took the worst shit ever. It was an upside-down volcano.
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in a sense it means masturbation. your penis is the volcano and as of the semen comes out like lava.
This from Fuller House season 1
Jackson: sigh I am exhausted I was up all night erupting my volcano.
Stephanie: Dude TMI.
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The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.
"Man, Jenna gave me the best Doritos Alabama Volcano ever last night."
the double volcano surprise is when you put mentos and diet coke in a girls vagina, and baking soda and vinegar in her anus. thus causing a chemical reaction, which shoots "volcanic" liquid out of the said holes. it isnt much fun for the girl, but it sure is fun to watch.
John gave me the double volcano surprise last night, it hurt so bad!
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