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Sometimes called "gub'ment cheese", ronnie wax was a waxy-textured, low fat, low quality cheese product given away in large blocks at food pantries and soup kitchens during the later years of the Reagan administration - hence the name "ronnie wax". Ronnie wax was the result of removing all the valuable nutritional contents (butterfat, milk proteins) from whole milk, then making a yellow, plastic-like cheese from the remaining whey.
Ronnie wax was the creation of a mean-spirited, anti-social-welfare Republican government which was hobbled by the Northeast Dairy Compact and forced to support dairy prices by buying large quantities of milk.
Deadheads on tour used to drop by the local food pantry and pick up 10 or 15 pounds of ronnie wax and several loaves of cheap white bread. They'd use these to make piles of grilled cheese sandwiches and sell the sandwiches for a dollar each in the parking lot after the concert. The result was enough gas money to get them to the next show.
Dude, we sold more'n five hungie in ronnie wax sandwiches tonight! The stoners were hungrier than I've ever seen! We've got enough for gas, tickets, and a half-ozzie of weed, too!
Yum, ronnie wax sandwiches, just like the old days! Boy, I sure miss 'em...
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Meaning to beat someone horribly
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Intending to beat someone horribly
"Yo Jake, Im about to wax that ass in Madden"
"Bring it on man"
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"Dude you just waxxed that ass"
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Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly often scented with eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & guards against unsightly clag-nuts.
Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse-wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse-wax!
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The act of a man getting constant blowjobs and thus ejaculating into his wife's/girlfriend's mouth and then her letting the semen drip from her mouth as she continues to thrust her head up and down causing a nice waxy finish on the man's shaft
"What did you and Jan do last night"? We went out to dinner and then we just came home and she decided to wax the flagpole." We put a couple coats of wax on it so it should be good for a few days."
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A real hard and sticky hairwax widely used in Europe. Comes in two flavours, red and blue. Red is harder than blue. Known to destroy your hair and hated by most barbers. Doesn't go away when you wash your hair the first 10 times.
-Dude your fingers are all sticky!
-Yeah I know, I used dax wax this morning!
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When you pour hot candlewax down another man's spread anus
Boy 1: did you see Dave's burnt anus
Boy 2: yah I anal waxed him
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The act of having heterosexual intercourse while the female in on her period. When finishing, man pulls out blood covered penis (waxed) and has female suck it clean orally (washed)
Travis: "So, did you do anything crazy last night?"
Donald: "Yeah, I gave her the Wax and Wash!"
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