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1. Separating sperm from a man's semen in order to promote fertility.
Used in some communities as an alternative for adoption when children are desired. Can be used to lower risks of child getting HIV.
Billy had a sperm washing so that his kid wouldn't get AIDs.
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The excuse one gives for not showing up to an imprtant event, because they were masturbating.
Me: Alex why weren't you at the rehearsal last Sunday?
Alex: I was washing raspberries.
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When Michael Bay auditioned Megan Fox for the first Transformers, he made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed the whole thing.
Apparently this video exists somewhere, though no one knows where it is.
"Washed his Farrari" And a new euphemism was born...
A- Do you know where Meg was last night?
B- Yeah, she was washing Michael's ferrari.
A- Ahh, I get it! "Washing the ferrari"!
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When you take one or more shots of whiskey to wash out the lingering taste and onset remorse of eating a bad smelling pussy.
Frank left the bar with the local whore. He was back about an hour lasting asking for a double shot for a whiskey wash.
I have had two whiskey washes braaaaahhh. I still can’t rid my palette of your mom.
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Another term used to describe masturbating.
Mom: what are you doing in there!?
Son: washing the boat...
Mom: ok.
Son: HA! she fell for it (jerking off sounds)
Mom: Wait a minute, he doesnt have a boat in his room...
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When a person shits their pants and cleans it by pissing onto the stain.
Johnny accidentally pooped himself and had no option but to power wash it with his own urine.
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A non-white person who tries to act/appear white.
Latisha shops at Abercrombie & Fitch with Ruth. She is so white-washed!
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