a small penis that becomes unexpectedly large when aroused
girl 1: damn he had such a houdini weenie!
girl 2: ya i heard it grows better than it shows
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A universal noun, weenie cheese can be used to describe pretty much anything. Although, the origin of the word is derived from the curdling of weenie juice. A delicacy in the state of Abudaba.
wait, it that WEENIE CHEESE?
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Male Bonding...men participating in the act of social corresspondence.
hunting, fishing, gambling, etc.
A woman says to her husband, "are you going 'weeny welding' this weekend?"
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Somone that can make an old fashioned aka hand Job an absolutely magical, nut busting experience.
Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. Sheβs a weenie genie.
Dude your momβs hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. Sheβs a weenie genie.
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To drop something on your toe.
"Hey man, I got my bowling ball this morning, and I totally toonis weenis'd it. It hurt like a bitch."
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When your boyfriend ejaculates in your mouth after fellatio and a cough develops as a result of swallowing.
"Awww girl, you got the weenie cough? Et's okaai" - significant other in a homosexual voice.
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plain and simply, a cock sucking faggot
"That weenie washer could suck the brass off of a door knob"
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