"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."
1👍 1👎
to blame “Wesley” on something that you did
Just to blame someone on something
“Joe did you take the last cookie”?
“It was Wesley”!
absolutey massive penis and a great friend, Funny and an absolute god, lit and should be your girlfriend HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE penis
Dude I got railed by Will Wesley last night.
A sex god. The biggest of dicks. No man compares to the presence of his girthy throbbing schlong. You'd be lucky to lay eyes upon it, let alone experience it.
Man 1: Bro is that guy a Wesley Ng?
Man 2: Yeah man, I tripped over his massive cock just now
Man 1: Holy shit that IS a Wesley Ng
the hottest guy in the entire existing universe yuh
|
paul if you see this I love you more than I love my entire family yuh
|
family members if you find me go away please I ask with respect
|
agavenuex if you see this I deeeply apologise for betraying your damon obsession
|
it’s me
privy insta winsta - ilovestefanmorethanyou
ari fp insta winsta - buterasmeatball
tvdu insta winsta and tictac - stqfcn
swag tictac - shrekisminenotyours
yuh these hoes can’t stand me
MATERIAL GROWL
🤪🤪
paul wesley is hot
A phrase synonymous with pure wit,wisdom and intelligence.In the country of Azerbaijan, it is a great honour to be called a Wesley Weldman
*A man called Tom has given an excellent speech*
Man:Wow did you hear that speech Tom gave?
Man 2:Yeah he seemed really Wesley Weldman the entire time.
One of 318 Ratchet City's most trashy fuck boys, kaleb really puts the STD in STUD. If you enjoy stank dick, he's the one to call.
Hey you hear about Kaleb Wesley Weaver contracting herpes? He's nasty.