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An attractive girl is usually accompanied by one or more of her fatter, uglier friends. Their primary role appears to be keeping guys from hooking up with her.
Yo, that chick was diggin' on me but then her safety whale stepped in and busted my game!
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A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.
-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...
The morning after a night out, you roll over, and see the whale you brought home last night. Variant of the phrase 'waking up'
Tylor's gonna be whaling up tomorrow morning if he takes her home!
A whale that only likes other male whales, not to be confused with a bisexuwhale
The art of fucking Extremely Overweight women.
You my good sir are in fact a Whale Porker.
"She's had so many kids, she's got a fanny like a whales lug"
A Jim Gaffigan joke meaning sperm.
"Hmmmm, miniature whales."
-Jim Gaffigan