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The art of fucking Extremely Overweight women.
You my good sir are in fact a Whale Porker.
The morning after a night out, you roll over, and see the whale you brought home last night. Variant of the phrase 'waking up'
Tylor's gonna be whaling up tomorrow morning if he takes her home!
A whale that only likes other male whales, not to be confused with a bisexuwhale
The backwards whale is a sex move. In this move the guy is sitting on the chair and the girl is standing directly over his penis. The guy then uses one hand to support himself holding onto the chair and he slowy moves up kind of looking like he is going to do a bridge move from gymnastics making a whale noise, (similar to the one dory makes on finding nemo.) and then thrusts upward violently saying BAM! Very loud. Thus completing the backwards whale.
Guy1: Bro I pulled the backwards whale on my girl last night.
Guy2: Oh yeah? Did you make the whale sound?
Guy1: Yeah I sounded like this, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAM!!!!"
Guy2: Hell yeah that sounded just like Dory from Finding Nemo! Kudos!
A man that likes to date fat woman.
My friend Jason is a Whale Wrangler
A Jim Gaffigan joke meaning sperm.
"Hmmmm, miniature whales."
-Jim Gaffigan
(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...
grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...