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A phrase meant to represent one's humble acceptance of the fact that he was wrong all along, after it being made completely obvious by the other part.
Example 1:
Boyfriend: Hey babe, do you want some ice cream?
Girlfriend: I better not, I might get fat...
Boyfriend: You're already fat.
Girlfriend: When you put it that way...
No, wait that's sort of surreal. Here's a better one:
Example 2:
Person 1: You really shouldn't eat that beef.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's murder! They killed a cow for that.
Person 2: You're eating Salmon.
Person 1: It's not the same thing.
Person 2: So you're saying that I shouldn't eat my beef because it's murder and we should treat all animals alike, inferring that I would not eat this were it human meat and yet you think of that dead salmon as an inferior creature in comparison to said cow.
Person 1: When you put it that way...
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The 2009 H1N1 Virus which is believed to be made up of Human, Swine, and Bird parts.
The chance of getting this new virus from pigs, birds and people in the spring is about one chance in a million. I think that's why we call it the when pigs fly virus.
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sombody says somthing so retarted or embarrasing you say "thats when you know"
retard: what are you talking about! today is already over!
me: thats when you know
t-bagging a claymore? thats when you know
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When something is bound not to happen, or will not begin for a long time.
I'm finna do my home work...... ha, when jesus wakes up.
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Nice way of telling someone you want something done NOW.
Person 1: Hey, when you get a chance, can you do the dishes.
Person 2: Yeah, but I don't think I'll have a chance until next week.
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A cheap person. Someone who is tight with their money. Tightwad.
He's so tight, it squeaks when he walks.
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