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When somone washes your sweaty balls
Damn you owe me a whopper wash you dirty bitch
Whenever someone or something smells like what it sounds like: A Whopper and Cigarette Smoke.
Guy 1: Ugghhh dawg you smell like fukin Whopper Smoke bro...
Guy 2: ???
a completely fair and reasonable request, commonly paired with five more whoppers.
may I have ten whoppers?
no, you mean five whoppers, and five more whoppers?
To be used when observing a picture of someone that is not particularly flattering
- marae
Omg look at this picture of Marley
YO THATS A WHOPPER!/WHOPPER AND A HALF!!
When you absolutely pound fuck the shit out of someone’s throat with your big juicy succulent cock as though they just swallowed a burger king burger in one bite.
Friend: hey have you heard of the word cock whopper?
You: ofc what do you think I did last night in the bedroom?
Friend: “Damn you seriously Cock whopped someone last night?!”
You: “yup, served with extra mayo too.”