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1. When a girl is out for a girls only night and she completely ignores all males in the area.
2. A frigid girl who refuses to even make eye contact with guys.
3. A large medieval, stone built building used mainly for defence and painted pink.
Guy 1: Whoa dude that girl is so hot im gonna go hit on her.
Guy 2: I wouldnt bother, I tried to speak to her earlier and she totally blanked me.
Guy 1: Aw that sucks, I really hate a pink castle!
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A load of Cum shot into someones beer
I gave that bitch a White Castle & she hungrily guzzled it down with vengeance
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Homosexuals on steroids that love the word "Meat"
I left the gym cause there were Meat Castles everywhere and I don't get down like that.
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Two guys ramming their penis' together
"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"
A book written by Diana Wynne Jones, published in 1986. It's an amazing fantasy story, taking place in a country called Ingary. The main character is Sophie Hatter, who is turned into an old woman by the Witch of the Waste. Sophie sets out to seek her fortune, which leads her to getting involved with the terrible Wizard Howl. This book has an amazing way of grabbing you and making you forget about the plot, until you get to the ending and everything ties together. It seems a little simple, but you'll soon realize that after every reread you pick up extra bits of information.
Howl's Moving Castle was made into an animated film by Hayao Miyazaki in 2004. Real fans of the book will tell you that the movie was good by itself, but strayed to far from the book, and the book was infinitely better. The only things the same between the book and the movie is the basic premise and four out of seven of the main characters' names. The last two-thirds of the movie were completely different from the book. Still, don't bash the movie, because Diana Wynne Jones said herself that it was good that the movie was very different from the book.
Howl's Moving Castle is the best book of all time.
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One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:
1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet
2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry
3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."
Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."
Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."
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After having dined at Grandma's Kitchen an involuntary purge of the lower intestines resulting in a contained explosion within your pants. Once in bathroom, the removal of your pants causes the feces to spill over the front of the porcelain throne creating a mud mound on the floor and leaving the door open for all to see!
I hate my in-laws so much I created a Grandma's Mud Castle for them!