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A man with not only the memory of a goldfish but the eyes of one too.( seriously look closely)
His most popular phrase is :
“ AY BOY WAT YOU LOOKIN AT YOU WANT AN IC??”
When confronted by him people usually laugh at his shiny bowling ball head.
Will bang on all the tables in the cafeteria room for you to TRASH YOUR TRAYS BOI and will wave his hand in front of your phones
His solution to a fight is recording it.
DADDY HOWARD IS THIIIICCKK
Drummer for the British rock band MUSE along side Matt Bellamy and Chris Wolstenholme.
1) To wear brightly coloured jeans giving the impression of being gay.
2) Believing one is dressed appropriately when you actually look like a hobo
3) Making 'Sex Face' or appearing drug fucked whilst doing something complicated, preferably while playing drums
4) Constantly being treated like the centre of in-jokes, but really they only make fun of you because it requires less thinking.
"Look at Dan, he does a Dom Howard when he plays pool"
"He's our Dom Howard"
Tom: Dan is our Dom Howard
Stacey: Is that because he's such a good drummer?
Tom: no, he just pulls sex faces when he drums, and he looks like a hobo
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1. He is the current Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.
2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.
2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.
2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
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Handsome, incredibly smart, funny, a little weird, and a great lover. He knows exactly what to say, and a very good listener. You will want to be in a very long relationship with him, as soon as you meet him. He's also a great singer.
OMG I just talked to Jacob Howard!!!!
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A politician in the UK's Conservative party. When he was Home Secretary he was frowned on for locking a lot of people up. However, when the Blair governmnent released them all again, people realised maybe the general public were safer whilst violent criminals were behind bars. Howard was the victim of the lookist spin-doctor culture who used the "something of the night about him" comment to great effect. He became leader of the opposition when the Tories suddenly realised they had forgotten to elect a new leader after their 2001 defeat, and lasted almonst a fortnight (which is quite good by modern Tory standards).
"Why would anyone bother boting for Michael Howard the vampire? We've already got the New Labour bloodsuckers, after all".
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A creepy person;
Math teacher at Chinook;
Boy: Ugh. Mr. Howard is so creepy.
Girl: Yea I know. I saw him shaving once in his room during school- shaving cream and everything.
Boy- Yea he doesnt brush his teeth either..
OR
Mr Howard.- *Creepy stare at a boy or girl* HEY. YOU. YEA. STOP TALKING. *Stares at you for another 15 seconds.*
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A sexy, comedic man who is the main star of the show "Kickin' It" and has appeared on "Leo's Little Big Show". Coming from a disney background, he has starred in "Conan", "Logan", and "Shake It Up". He is currently dating a girl named Lindsey Lorraine.
Lindsey: Whoa, Leo Howard is so sexy!
Random Girl: I know right? Raise your hand if you can see him being the next Tom Cruise!
Lindsey: More like... Bruce Lee!
Random Girl: Ehh. Congratulations on your engagement to him.
Lindsey: Thanks. Can't wait to see that big monster side of him tonight ;)
Random Girl: ... (screams and runs away)
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