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An unnecessaryily gay fag who says he has a girlfriend but really paid a girl to pretend because he was tired of his boyfriend, he also chokes a lot of dick and the occasional receiving end of anal
Hey see Thomas over there, he’s actually gay
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A boy that will make a girl feel very wanted even if they aren’t dating. That girl will soon fall in love with him and shortly after that start dating him. A very cute, lovable, amazing, and nice boy that anyone’s lucky to have.
Girl 1: So have you found anyone else yet?
Girl 2: Yea his names Thomas. I can really see a future.
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A person who has a good guy front. He's incredibly sweet when he wants something or someone, but once he's done with it/them its over. He becomes completely shallow and unrelaible. Also brags about having a huge penis, but in reality has nothing to brag about.
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Usually extremely obese and unfit. They like to eat and they tend not to smile for photos. They find all sports challenging in particular swimming. Their favourite things to do include:
1. Eating
2. Sleeping
3. Masturbating
4. Watching the sun rise
5. Bullying and injuring younger more feeble children
6. Watching snooker and lacrosse
“ gee my niggas that Thomas....... Guy is such a fat whoreish bully”
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A great friend that you can tell anything to and he understands you. He has been through what you have been through and dosnt judge you. When you think of the perfect guy a girl could ask for you think of him. He protects you and dosnt ever leave your side. When something ever happens between you and Thomas it's heartbreaking because you lost your Bestfriend, the perfect guy. If you ever find a Thomas don't let him slip through your fingers because he is the best thing that will ever happen to you
(Girl) I was bullied a lot
(Thomas) me too but it will be better now. I will make sure of it!
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Thomas is a very narcissistic, condescending and egotistical male. Usually selfish, care free and oblivious to others feelings other than his own. Rarely takes responsibility for his own actions and instead blames others for his wrong doings.
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A tall lazy guy who talks about politics and is usually wrong about them. Also helps out a lot. He won a pound of bacon because of it, no joke.
Wow that guys such a Thomas. Everyone knows Obama is not a Fascist.
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