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Homework given to students over winter break. Apparently teachers don't understand the definition of a break.
Kid 1: Man my stupid teachers gave me winter homework.
Kid 2: That sucks.
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Placing ones testicles in the vagina as well as the penis.
I winter jacket-ed sophie last night.
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The Winter or summer olympics but only for bros and their hoes.
Bro 1. Dude did you watch the Winter Brolympics last night?
Bro 2. Yeahh the curling was sicky sicky gnar gnar!
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An outdoor NHL game that occurs on the first day of each year. Usually broadcasted nationwide.
The Winter Classic is Sidney Crosby favorite event, win or lose.
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when two people have sex during the winter season while wearing all of their winter gear (which may include but is not limited to their scarfs, hats, jackets, sweaters, snow boots etc.)
1. I had a winter splinter the other day and that shit felt so DAMN good but FUCK...I was hot as hell!
2. He looked so good, I just couldn't wait to take our clothes off...so we winter-splintered it real quick.
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A town outside of Orlando, Florida which consists oo old people and squirrles.
John: "I'm going to Winter Garden to go hunting!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"
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