A stupid nob head who thinks there’s the best but when shit goes down he’s gone and snitches
1. Someone who is being annoying and bitchy
2. Someone who is being an ass
3. Someone who is doing certain things to annoy you, or just being a butt
"Linda, stop being such an ass wipe!"
A man who acts, cry’s and moans like a girl..
No girl he’s such a fanny wipe, I can’t deal.
The test required after doing a shart. To check if you really did shit your pants or was it just a really hot fart and it felt like you shit yourself.
Paul: Gees I think I've shit myself doing that fart...I think it was another shart.
John: Your rotten! Go and do the wipe test you dirty bastard.
Paul: I need to I think.
Wiping your dick across a girls face while cumming over their face like a windshield wiper during winter.
Yeah last night chad winter wiped me. Yay
Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.
"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"