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Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.
Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.
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(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom
Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
When a girl looks very innocent but turns out to be freaky as fuck, with a pussy so tight that it puts a spell on the man.
Guy: Wow. I have never been so enamoured with someone like I have with her.
Friend: What does this this girl have?
Guy: She is just such a dirty witch. I am in love.
The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.
See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"
I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!
A Polo Witch is somebody who can't stop wearing polo shirts
My friend is a polo witch
A hole in the exterior wall of a home that is tucked behind something on the interior side, such as a cabinet . The hole allows for evil spirits and/or wolf spiders and such to live among us, but to remain unseen and with unrestricted passage.
It’s actually a good thing...if your home is now or ever was haunted by spirits and/or wolf spiders/bats/centipedes etc, all of which ultimately make their way back to where they were bred to breed themselves.
You don’t want to find a Witch Hole in your house, but if you do, cover it back up and act like you never saw it.
Kalle has the cutest house and she really loved it until she found a Witch Hole behind the refrigerator. It actually explains a lot of weird things that happened there. So, now she looking to sell, obviously.
Born this way. Usually genetic, like mother, grandmother had witch tendencies. Can perform magickal acts by speaking out loud. Manifests, summons without the use of magickal tools. Usually psychic. Uses forms of divination to read and/or for people. People are drawn to natural witches like magnets. A natural witch is often not aware of their gifts. May glamour people unconsciously. Young natural witches may feel the world is full on coincidences when they are really signs. Usually attracted to like minds. Can sense feelings of others and harmful future events. Usually have a dramatic dream life. A natural witch doesn't have to study to learn witchcraft. A natural witch shows psychic gifts as a young child but may not reveal their gifts for fear of harm.
Sandy was a natural witch and told her daughter that soon a young man would come and rescue their car stuck in the sand in a jeep with a winch. A few minutes later a surfer in a jeep drove up and asked, "are you ladies stuck in the sand?
I have a winch".