Term coined by Mez Murray in 2003 in the shooting script for CRIMES CHAPEL. Title of Heavy Metal Band BRIMSTOKE'S song from the late 80's.
CALLING DOWN. CALLING DOWN THE JIZZ WITCH
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(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom
Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
A stupid bitch that has no life usually picking little kids bum holes for fun. a rare witch teacher has black and white hair mixed, common with black and epic pokemon with white
what a witch teacher, is she a rare tho?
When a girl looks very innocent but turns out to be freaky as fuck, with a pussy so tight that it puts a spell on the man.
Guy: Wow. I have never been so enamoured with someone like I have with her.
Friend: What does this this girl have?
Guy: She is just such a dirty witch. I am in love.
The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.
See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"
I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!
A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.
Aw mate, I just did a massive dump
Oh yeah?
Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!
Also known as "The Witch's Cradle", it is when someone is suspended in a bag from a tree by a rope and swung back and forth, causing hallucinations. This was used on people accused of being a witch during the Salem Witch Trials.
She was put in a Witch Cradle in an attempt to get her to confess she was a witch