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A phrase expressing unhappiness due to an inopportune situation.
Son of a wizard, my pants fell off.
a word used to sarcastically say how how amazing it is you know how to use Google. mostly used after someone finally finds out something they have been searching for a long time and feels the need to tell you all about it.
person A: i finally found out what that movie quote was from
Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.
Dropping a chunk of dry ice into a toilet bowl so that it is all smokey and bubbly and then taking a dump like a wizard.
Dude, I just took a massive wizard poop, my ass is so cold right now!
Taking snapchats of things/people and drawing wizard hats on them (blue with yellow stars) and sending them to everyone on your list.
Started by L'Alice Monocle, 2014
im getting these wizard hat snapchats from people I don't even know, wizard hatting must be catching on
Sesh wizards are essentially Gods of sessions. They have progressed from passing round a single joint to taking stronger drugs such as heroin, and are always looking to rope in some unknowing people further down the sesh hierarchy into their illegal business. They are usually the leaders of the session as they are so experienced, sometimes abandoning parts of their life to further their addiction.
We don't say they're junkies, but they really are.
Person 1- Dude, there's a group of junkies taking heroin behind that dumpster!
Person 2- Don't call them that, they prefer to be called sesh wizards.
Person 1: "Bro do you fuck with the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow?'"
Person 2: "Bro... I LOVE Wizard California!! That's a great song"
Person 1: "Wizard California?? Is that his full name or something? What the fuck!"
Person 2: "Yes, you must not be a real fan of the wizard then."
A good looking man that ends up fucking whichever chick he sets his mind to no matter what the odds. Often the asshole of your friends. Most groups of friends will have a Pussy Wizard among them, as every group has an asshole.
she does hate him, but did that ever stop a pussy wizard like Robby.
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