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Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
Woody dab dank meme is a dank meme in which the famous toy story character, Woody, dabs. When woody dabs, a black hole is created and the universe is destroyed by it, because of this, many people say this dank meme is fake. Which is true. Woody never dabs. Only when there are no other options.
Man, i loved that Woody dab dank meme video, it was sure as hell funny!
The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.
I hate getting Steven Woody, (the Woody) on a weekday.
The act of going up to a man named Hunter and pinching the tip of his penis
Hey it’s Hunter! Give him a “little woody”
A man that has some good sex with a nice size penis.
Can't take it anymore captain woody.
Captain woody your sex is the bomb.
The most wanted sex criminals of the 1st century due to their movie being naked "Toy Story" which is basically just a reference to sex toys. Woody is the slang for an erection and Buzz is the act of shaving your pubes. It's not what parents think, as these two despicable criminals should stay in jail for eternity due to their unthinkable behavior of theirs that they have been teaching to kids ever since 1995. Am I right?
Mommy? Can I buy both Woody and Buzz? In one package?!
When you are high and have a massive boner at the same time
Aww dude I had a massive woody and buzz last night