How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

i would suck the shit outta emilys toes

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!

this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too!

When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.

During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform

you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!

This is so I can buy a mug for my dad as an inside joke

Bro, you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!
Bro...