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Part of the song: FireFiles by Owl City
Singer: you won't believe your eyes
I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.
Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out
if someone gives unnecessary comments that you didn’t ask for you can deal with it with sarcasm:) and humor!
lif someone was like ewww! that person stinks you could say “thank you for your city your frank”
did you wash your az today
Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.
A: yo
M: everything good? I’m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to work…
a phrase someone used when they're going insane,
i wanna dive in a pool 9 miles up in the sky!
Are you out of your mind!?
you were ugly than had a big glow up and got a better type
you were here now your there so i did better