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See unelectable Has the same chance of beating Bush as the Washington Generals do the Harlem Globetrotters.
Short wealthy firebrands have this nasty habit of not winning presidential elections.
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a sexy man that pulls and girl he wants (but saying that jaz is the only one for him), kind, cool and sexy hair
jack dean is the hottest mother fucker around
Looking over somebody's shoulder intensely whist they play a game on a phone.
Fizzy Dean is the one who cares for you even tho he is looking kinda unbothered and intimidating. He also kinda cool with everyone that cool with him, he can be a jerk that gonna make people think oppositely of him. Fizzy Dean wears his clothes like his pride and would make a grand gesture anywhere he went. He is the opposite definition of a fuckboy and sometimes people would call him a pretty boy, a proper gentleman that radiates ENTJ energy.
A: He is mysteriously cool and swag not gonna lie.
B: Yeah I know that's classic Fizzy Dean.
The perfect couple, they love each other a kak lot. Every other couple wants to be like them.
OMW bf, I wish we were like Dean and Sonya <3
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Very funny, acts gay.......most of the time, not actually gay tho. Is Timelord by the the name of Hoooleh. Is good at playing bass/guitar. Is good ukulele too. Don't let her pluck your eyebrows or you will lose your skin. Is every trust wortheh. Is good at boxing so dont fight her. If your a male friend of hers be warned, if you hit her or something, you're at risk of being called daddy so run. She loves music and she has amazing friends other than me bc i am a fucking idiot. Has friend named Isabelle very nice, and one named Aaron who says he's a Timelord too but Holly is superior!
Holly Dean; weird but funny person that is not human bc is alien. SHE IS DEFinetLTY TIMELORDDDDD is also a potato
Aaron: *Stabs Holly with pencil*
Holly: Harder daddy
God himself in human form with a planetary schlong who single handedly made a cult for himself
Guy 1: Did you do your prayer to Mr. Dean yet?
Guy 2: Oh no I forgot
Guy 1: you're up for the ceremonial butt fucking then from God himself