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See unelectable Has the same chance of beating Bush as the Washington Generals do the Harlem Globetrotters.
Short wealthy firebrands have this nasty habit of not winning presidential elections.
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Hey! You want to go to Disney and meet Micky Mouse? No, that’s sounds like a Dean Toole
a sexy man that pulls and girl he wants (but saying that jaz is the only one for him), kind, cool and sexy hair
jack dean is the hottest mother fucker around
Looking over somebody's shoulder intensely whist they play a game on a phone.
Fizzy Dean is the one who cares for you even tho he is looking kinda unbothered and intimidating. He also kinda cool with everyone that cool with him, he can be a jerk that gonna make people think oppositely of him. Fizzy Dean wears his clothes like his pride and would make a grand gesture anywhere he went. He is the opposite definition of a fuckboy and sometimes people would call him a pretty boy, a proper gentleman that radiates ENTJ energy.
A: He is mysteriously cool and swag not gonna lie.
B: Yeah I know that's classic Fizzy Dean.
The perfect couple, they love each other a kak lot. Every other couple wants to be like them.
OMW bf, I wish we were like Dean and Sonya <3
God himself in human form with a planetary schlong who single handedly made a cult for himself
Guy 1: Did you do your prayer to Mr. Dean yet?
Guy 2: Oh no I forgot
Guy 1: you're up for the ceremonial butt fucking then from God himself