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A menace to society but will definitely make you the best playlists!!! Most likely to be a cool looking cat lady
Person: "when I grow up I wanna be as cool as Vanessa Smalls"
Person who hates Tyler H cause he thinks he is dating her daughter
Vanessa- My Dad thinks were dating and docent want us to talk lol
Tyler- Bruv I didn't do anything other than carry bewares Vanessa's Dad
She a a woman who when drunk takes photos of the floor. Vanessa watches the jersey shore while sipping a Lacroix in the flavor, bland. She has three kids and instagrams when they do anything “out of the ordinary or weird” she bakes a whole lot. When she wants to be risky she bakes bread while drinking Lacroix and watching jersey shore. And over all she is the best mom ever, a total boss mom.
Vanessa Ann : okay baby now say boss baby!
Baby: ugh do I really have to do this during my nap time?
The symptoms of getting Vanessa Wasted are getting kicked out of the club, projectile vomiting every five minutes, showing your ass to at-least half the city, blacking out, inability of making a sentance, and severe amnesia.
Person 1: Yo bro why do I smell like garbage?
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.
Person 1: are you a goat
Person 2 : No my name is not Vanessa slone