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A coming-of-age ceremony in the Jewish religion. When a boy turns thirteen, he is considered a man and reads a torah portion in front of friends, family and his shul. Bat Mitzvahs, the counterpart for 13-year-old girls, started in the early 20th century. Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are really supposed to be holy ceremonies that mark a child's emergence into the adult world of Judiasm, but in some parts of the US the parties are all that matters. Yes, it's very important for each young teen to out-do each other. Whether it's having expensive DJ's or balloon arches, invitees of Bar/Bat Mitvahs know they will have a great time and end up with a giveaway, like a t-shirt or pj pants with a cheesy saying. (Read: "I danced my pants off at Lauren's Bat Mitzvah!") For young teens that are or know Jewish teens, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are the social highlights of the 7th and 8th grades.
Slang: On AIM "BM"
Verb:
Mr. Cohen: My daughter is getting Bat Mitzvahed in January.
Mrs. Berg: I am so proud of her! Mazel Tov!
Noun:
Rebecca: Like, Omigod, so I am getting a chocolate fondue fountain during my Bat Mitzvah party!
Elana: Um, Katie already had one of those.
Rebecca: No! My party must be better than hers! Now I'll get hula dancers. HA!
Ben: I scored 7,653 bucks from my Bar Mitzvah.
Andrew: Well I scored 8,127 bucks. Plus a new laptop. HA!
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A Bar Bunny is a woman that frequents bars, and has a vacuous, bubbly personality. Frequently a sorostitute. Has probably had dreams of being a playboy bunny at least once in her life
Great for the evening, but you wouldn't want to take her home to mother...
Jessica Simpson is the hottest bar bunny in the joint.
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- A turd or half turd stuck in your butt hairs
-Multiple dingle berries into a giant conglomerate of shit tied in your butt hairs.
- A dingle berries older bigger brother
after lackadaisically wiping my ass, post bowel movement , I stumbled upon a dongle bar during the morning shower.
Jon suffers from dongle bars, because he does a poor job of wiping his ass after he shits
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When individuals go from bar to bar in a small vicinity. Usually they drink so much at the first few bars that by the time they get to the last one they're crawling from drunkenness.
Man I would go to that bar crawl, but I really embarrassed myself last time.
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Real bars of candy, not just the mini nonsense you get most of the time when trick-or-treating!
“Full bars? Full bars! FULL BARS? She just gave us full-sized chocolate bars! Does she know? Oh, my god! Was it an accident?"
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Coming down pull the puck to the middle in a dangling motion then proceding to snipe with out mercy off the crossbar and into the net
Phil and Deke sniped Ferbs BAR DOWN everyday
Danny Mattson goes BAR DOWN like Jesus Christ
Heater cannot skate and does not go bar down
Mike bosco goes bar up cause he doesnt know what its like to go down on something
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A condition that occurs from spending an excessive amount of time/money at the bar (usually Sunday Football) so that you begin to rely on your elbows to support the intoxicated mess you have become. When you awake the next morning, not only will you find yourself with a fierce hangover, your elbows have scabbed over entirely because you have rubbed the skin raw trying not to fall out of your bar seat from the day before.
I watched 6 hours of football yesterday and woke up with bar elbow.
My bar elbow is proof of a successful day of drinking.
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