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A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing
You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!
Her: I can't wait, what is it?
You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.
Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.
"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."
A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.
cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked
When you heat something up by putting it in your ass.
Man I’m ‘bout to moon cook this hammer.
Cook Sandwiches is the Classic version of the ROBLOX game Cook Burgers, and was developed by Sssqd.
In Cook Sandwiches you can, cook sandwiches with some pretty funny physics.
Player 1: why are we playing this artifact of a game?
Player 2: i don't know i got bored of cook burgers so i wanted to play the original, cook sandwiches
Player 1: ok seems legit
The act of jizzing into someones toaster, especially at a party
guy
'hey, who put mayonaise into my toaster?'
everyone
'err, thats not mayonaise, you got harry cooked'
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Ranger cooking is when a member of the armed forces adds 2 or more items in their M.R.E. to create something edible .
the private was ranger cooking when he combined his coffee pack , his hot chocolate pack and cracker from his M.R.E. to make ranger pudding.
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