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The optimum time of year to date (in the U.S.) begins Feb 15 (after Valentine's Day) and ends shortly before Thanksgiving. Starting a relationship close to February 14th can be awkward on Valentine's Day if you're not REALLY into that person (yet). Also, meeting family around Thanksgiving can prove to be more than a relationship can handle. Lastly, if you're playing the field around the holidays, buying multiple gifts for multiple partners can get very expensive. Plus, being multiple places at once is impossible.
Dude, don't get serious with that chick until Dating Season begins. It's too close to Valentine's Day for you to NOT make a big deal of it.
Dating Season is almost over! You better decide now if you're serious about seeing him because you know he's having his family in town over the holidays.
Come on man, Dating Season is almost over. Be with ONE girl or let 'em both go. You can't keep both of them happy if you're going to continue to be "too busy" during the holidays.
I gotta dump him. Dating Season is almost over and there's no way I can afford the girl's weekend in Vegas AND buy him a Christmas present.
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A pun of the phrase "sell-by date" used to indicate when food will expire.
When a person uses a joke which has already become stale and frowned upon.
Man you need to stop using that joke, it's waaaaay passed it's tell-by date.
a furtive, yet unplanned meeting between two persons in late hours of the night, where topics of no relevant importance are discussed. The aim is to spend as much time as possible with your "date" and figure wher can you find him/her later on.
Roomie: where the hell have you been?
You: Ohh I had a midnight date.
a date where you know you're going to get laid
sorry i cant hang out tonight. i haven't been laid since i have been playing D&D , so i really need this pussy date
When your date comes over to your house for the rendezvous, or vice versa.
I had a Drop In Date with that guy during Election Day.
A planned outing by 2 persons of opposite gender with the sole (stated) purpose of getting ridiculously drunk. May be used as a convenient, non-awkward gateway to a casual hookup between the 2.
Bro 1: Dude, we're gonna watch the game later, you down?
Bro 2: I would but I got a rage date with Amanda
Bro 1: A date? Ha, you don't date, you hook up
Bro 2: No, a *rage* date. We're just gonna get fuckin smashed. Don't wait up
Craig: What's up with you?
Patricia: I had it away with Keith and now I've got an itchy date!
Craig: You'd better get that checked!