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The Kensington Gentleman

The luxurious enterprise of evacuating one's bowels, whilst sitting one-hundred eighty degrees counter-clockwise from the traditional position normally observed in modern lavatories. Such a venture requires the individual to remove at least one item of footwear, as well as de-pants and bare half if not all of the legs.

Public speaking used to scare me, until I discovered the relaxation powers of the The Kensington Gentleman. Just in time for my Grandmother's funeral! Best eulogy ever, period.

by Oliver Kloseoff May 12, 2011

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


GENTLEMANS DRIP

This is a slang word for Chlamydia, which can produce a discharge from the penis, or pain when urinating.

Man, I have the worst case of Gentlemans drip! Or

Dude don’t have sex with her, I heard that rick got the Gentlemans drip from her.

by xxxxxmarkthesharkxxx March 14, 2011

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


gentleman's handshake

A gentleman's handshake is when one man inserts his hand into a woman's vagina and another man inserts his hand into the same woman's anus and the two men's hands meet somewhere inside her and they give a handshake.

Timmy walked into his mother's bedroom without knocking and saw that his father and uncle where engaged in a gentleman's handshake to the pleasure of his mother.

by Orlando Bich December 27, 2007

24πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Gentleman's Jetpack

An anal sex position involving two nude men wherein one man is giving another a low-riding piggyback ride.

Andrew is getting a "Gentleman's Jetpack" from Fletcher.

by DTM9 June 20, 2012

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mississippi Gentleman

A style of upper lip hair, or mustache, that is grown for the month of Movember by a facial hair novice. The growth begins with good intentions and lofty goals of achieving facial hair glory like a Tom Selleck, Dapper Dandy, or the Bandito. The male feels his new nose foliage elevates him to a distinguished member of society. But alas, his proud fur patch is no grander than the unkempt brown lawn of a poorly educated Mississippi man who uses strings of partly burnt out Christmas lights to illuminate his beer can filled trailer.

Jamie tried to go all in for Movember, but never accomplished more than a scraggly Mississippi Gentleman.

by Gamecocks suck November 17, 2012

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Gentleman's Poop

A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.

"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"

by A Gentleman Who Poops December 9, 2011

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Gentleman's Pounding

The act of sexual intercourse with someone whom you have feelings(wife) or minimal respect for(girlfriend; friendly work acquaintance). The act includes, but not limited to, semi aggressive pile driving in missionary, or doggy style positions. Ass spanking, light name calling(mild profanity as not to offend), while keeping respect and dignity in tact for the recipient. The ultimate goal in this scenario is to have a functional relationship upon completion of the act with the hopes of a repeat if mutally desired.

Joe: "Hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?"

Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"

Joe: " Nice Dude!"

by OchoShinka July 12, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž