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Kung POW Ass

A popping booty on a fine honey. That ass is about to explode out those tight pants. Makes you get sprung

Man, that fly honey with the tight pants on has a "Kung POW Ass'

by Michael 'Heavy G' Widorski February 20, 2014


a kung

To pull a kung: To leave any sort of job with no explanation and appear to isolate yourself, while not using any form of communication other than repeating 3 letter emails. This also includes interacting with your clients without permission. Such activity is also commonly known as 'eternity leave'.

Person 1: "I haven't seen my best friend in weeks!"
Person 2: "Must have pulled a kung"

Person 1: "I'm really scared of what's going to happen tomorrow. I think I'll pull a bit of a kung"
Person 2: "Which method will you use?"
Person 1: "I think I'll reuse the same photo of a COVID test forever, *chough* a while"

by kung.mr February 13, 2022


Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023


Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023


Kung Foot

Using Kung Fu and then doing a shit fetish while rubbing the foot and having deep sex.

I kung foot his ass that was spicy

by oldmcdonald23102491 December 11, 2021


Kung Pao Cockhole

When you put 2 chopsticks into your urethera and slowly pull them apart

Andy gave Jared a Kung Pao Cockhole last night and now it only takes him 3 seconds to pee

by Evder December 25, 2023


Kung-Fu Goon

Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms

Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion

by VileGay September 21, 2023