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In Lamen's terms, it's a penis. You know, a sausage, a guy's number one weapon?
We shacked last night. His love log is HUGE!
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The Sexual Act of cumming over another persons stool after they have finished taking a dump
A line of seamen drawn along the top of the stool giving the apperance of an Iced Log (a type of Desert)
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an expression used to tell someone off, used in the same way as "f*** you"
you: ew, i hate your shirt. it's really ugly.
me: poop on a log!
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When a girl doesn't ever go on top during sex, she just lays there. Like a log.
She's sexy and all, but I'm the only one who ever puts in work; she's a total log girl.
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The one who is the master of the turds
kid - "holy crap dude its the log master!"
log master - "It is I, the log master, kneel before my log!!!"
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while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs
well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs
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When your doing anal with your girlfriend and you pull your "log" out and you've got shit all over it.
Girl: I'm gonna give my boyfriend ants on a log later tonight.
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