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When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
When Benadryl is poured into an asshole and then lapped out by a second party.
Drown him like a guppy in that surly sleepy puppy.
refers to a device used to negate the smell of smoke while smoking inside. This could be dryer sheets, a sock, your friends sweatshirt or an empty waterbottle.
Hey! Im about to explode pass me the Muffler Puppy.
A person who uses their adorable and cute looks to attract a partner or partners for a casual sexual encounter.
Mike: Did you see how Matt took two ladies home last night?
Sam: Yeah! He is such a Slut puppy!
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An australian rock/alternative band originating in sydney consisting of shimon moore (who looks like a vampire and no i dont mean eddie cullen) who does vocals and i think some kind of guitar maybe; emma anzai (who has the sweetest socks ever) who plays fantastic bass and does backup vocals; and mark goodwin who plays drums. he also likes papa roach, cos i saw him wearing a papa roach t shirt.
sick puppies havent had much success in their own country, for some strange reason but apparently UK and the US have them cruising around the charts.
some of their best songs include too many words, howard's tale, deliverance and killing me for christmas. but all of their songs are good.
e.g. sick puppies may have a weird name, but their music is unreal
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Puppy love is not like the love that one has for puppies. Nor is it like the love that puppies have for us. It is the love that one has at the "puppy" stage of a person's life. It is as genuine a case of love as any other. It is true love that never goes away, even if it falls below the conscious level. It becomes the model of what falling in love is like.
Puppy love is true love felt at the puppy stage of a person's life.
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To love someone as per the first sight as one sees a pup after it is just born and falls instantly in love.
Generally regarded as irresponsible and reserved for those inexperienced with relationships.
The two were hopelessly under the spell of puppy love and eloped.
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