a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.
"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"
a place (a hotel) you go to have sex with someone
Just booked a shag shed for us.
A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about
"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"
Going in raw while shagging a girl
I got Raggedy Shagged by Philbert last night.
Sex that lasts only two seconds before the guy comes. Click, click, boom!
Person #1: Did you have sex with that guy last night? How was it?
Person #2: It was shit. It was a total shotgun shag.
Person #1: Ha! Unlucky.
Bruises and any other injuries given with consent during sex
"John gave me a massive shag mark yesterday, still stings."
you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?
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