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spraying clothes with febreeze
I didn't feel like taking the time to take a real shower, so I took a College Shower before my date.
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Athletic style flip-flops worn in public bathing facilities such as showers steam rooms and saunas. Recommend to be used to avoid catching such nasty foot fungus' such as athletes foot and to maintain sanitary conditons in the aforementioned places
Joe wore his shower shoes in the steam room at the gym.
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When a person spends 30-60 minutes, or even more in the shower. Activities include; playing with the shower users own penis, and/or wasting time while your friends wait for you.
Forest: What the hell is Matt doing?
Michael: He said he was in the shower like 30 minutes ago.
Forest: Of course, he is taking a Lutz shower!
Michael: Typical!
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When someone chooses to void their bowels of fecal matter while taking a shower, usually the result of laziness. The defecator must then leave the feces in the tub for someone else to deal with in order for it to be a proper shower-plop.
Chris was running late for work and did a shower-plop to save time.
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When you go to bed and you wake up in a pile of grease and call it a shower.
Instead of showering derek just slicked back his greasy hair and told his mom he took a polakian shower
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Two or more people in the same shower under the same running shower head. Females must wear two or fewer articles of clothing. Males must wear one or fewer articles of clothing.
I'm bored. Let's go to my house and have a team shower.
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The incredible stamina that is given to you when you attempt beat off in the shower. Due to shower stamina, beating off in the shower takes 3 times longer
"Hey Joe, why were you in the shower so long?"
"Bro beating it in the shower takes foever. Fucking shower stamina!"
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