abe sanchez

Abe Lincoln + Dirty Sanchez

different from the dirty lincoln

Kirsten started whining, so I removed my shaft from her posterior and gave her a dirty sanchez.

She squeeled, so I said "CUNT"

and made an abe lincoln on her chin.

Grabbed my camera and took a picture of that perfect "Abe Sanchez"

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abe lincoln

That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.

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Ab Dandruff

When cum dries on your lower abdomen and flakes off like dandruff

"I got my meat beaten in my basement last night and I'm still scratching off this nasty ab dandruff."

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Magnetic Abs

Abs that attract the ladies.

Wow, Tanner has such magnetic abs!

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Super ab

A common term used by overweight individuals to explain that the large amount of fatty tissue that has surrounded their abdominal region is actually a combination of all the abdominal muscles into one large muscular mass.

Person A: hey, your getting a little husky

Person B: yeah, I'm tonin' up my super ab

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Abe Lincoln

the act of Jizzing into a female's hair from behind in a movie theatre.

ohh fuck i forgot to abe lincoln her in math class while watching the movie

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Honest Abe

Honest abe likes to eat the wet, fresh, and pink pussy, usually through 69.

I honest abed with my girlfriend last night. Boy did that pink taco taste good.

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