Abe Lincoln + Dirty Sanchez
different from the dirty lincoln
Kirsten started whining, so I removed my shaft from her posterior and gave her a dirty sanchez.
She squeeled, so I said "CUNT"
and made an abe lincoln on her chin.
Grabbed my camera and took a picture of that perfect "Abe Sanchez"
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That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
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When cum dries on your lower abdomen and flakes off like dandruff
"I got my meat beaten in my basement last night and I'm still scratching off this nasty ab dandruff."
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Abs that attract the ladies.
Wow, Tanner has such magnetic abs!
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A common term used by overweight individuals to explain that the large amount of fatty tissue that has surrounded their abdominal region is actually a combination of all the abdominal muscles into one large muscular mass.
Person A: hey, your getting a little husky
Person B: yeah, I'm tonin' up my super ab
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the act of Jizzing into a female's hair from behind in a movie theatre.
ohh fuck i forgot to abe lincoln her in math class while watching the movie
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Honest abe likes to eat the wet, fresh, and pink pussy, usually through 69.
I honest abed with my girlfriend last night. Boy did that pink taco taste good.
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