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After the first time they have sex together, a guy calls or emails the girl to say something nice and prevent her from feeling cheap.
Can also mean spending time on the phone or in-person during a later friendly date (not leading to sex) listening to the girl's problems.
Fred: Is Josh still on the phone with Becky ? It's been like an hour.
Bill: Is Becky the girl he banged the other day?
Fred: That's the one.
Bill: After-sales service.
Fred: Hope he didn't offer an extended warranty.
To smoke a small joint after dinner
Umm... that was a great meal... not who's got the after dinner pinner
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A pill used the morning after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy. Can be used up to 72 hours after fucking. Works like a charm!
Chris: Hey man..me and my girlfriend finally did it last night
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee
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This can only happen in your imagination, so don't waste your time; go make you dreams come true!
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Go get your Happily Ever After!!!
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When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.
Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.
Burn After Reading.
a term meaning to burn any documents or written evidence after reading them, which can jeopardize an individual or a party if not burnt and disposed of properly.
"ok these are documents belonging to some higher up what do we do with them?"
"burn them after reading"
'" are you sure?"
"yes burn after reading."
Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.
Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!
Nancy: I know, sug!
Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.
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